found a house for oppo

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69) 07/16/2018 at 04:14 • Filed to: oppo, realestate.com.au, houselopnik

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https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-vic-bacchus+marsh-128611326#

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 04:33

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Wow. Wish it was here...

Nauraushaun > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 04:34

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• Secure shedding that can accommodate up to 16 vehicles

omg

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang 07/16/2018 at 05:20

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only 30-40 minutes away from me

:)

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 05:49

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I like the idea, just not the execution.

Maybe move the ‘retreat’ to the six car garage area and have access to the garage direct off the street.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 06:37

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Does it come with that many Porsches?

pip bip - choose Corrour > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/16/2018 at 06:41

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i wish

OPPOsaurus WRX > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 06:49

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Is odd he calls it a retreat.  I have a feeling it got it's name because that's where he runs to when he has pissed off the wife again and he has to run from flying frying pans.  The 'retreat' is both a location and an action.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Svend 07/16/2018 at 07:06

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now to finance it.

:)

can you lend me several hundred thousand dollars.

please.

Rainbow > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 07:29

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How do you get cars into the garage in the back?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Rainbow 07/16/2018 at 07:36

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out via the carport i think

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 07:47

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> garage space for 16 cars

> still has a truck parked in the grass

Jalop confirmed.

Also, Oppo group home? If sixteen of us pool money, that’s only ~53k AUD each, which is about 40k USD. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/16/2018 at 07:49

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i’ll be the caretaker.

:D

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 08:49

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Pretty sure you could simply build a better place  in a more practical location for that money...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/16/2018 at 08:50

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Hot bunking 4 people per bedroom doesn’t sound comfortable.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/16/2018 at 08:54

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We’ll sleep in shifts.

Actually, that reminds me of a (gross) idea I had once. Bedshares- like a bikeshare or carshare: generally, you only use a bed for about eight hours a day. Mattresses cost a fair bit- why not rent a bed at an hourly rate? If three people each work different shifts, they all sleep at different times. Why not have three people share one bed, each taking a “shift” on it at a time? The bed is in constant use, and less beds have to be bought overall.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/16/2018 at 08:55

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honestly, i wouldn’t bet on it.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/16/2018 at 08:57

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I don’t think hot bunking more than two people per bed is practical. Three would be the absolute limit provided nobody needed a full 8 hours of sleep.

BigBlock440 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/16/2018 at 08:58

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Why would you want room for only one of your cars?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/16/2018 at 08:59

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If people dropped to a 6 hour sleep schedule, you could conceivably get 4. But after 2, it really gets to gross conceptually to seem like a good idea. Don’t Navy ships do 3 shifts?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > BigBlock440 07/16/2018 at 09:09

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Because 40k is a lot more palatable than 80k.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 09:10

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It’s about the price of 3 median houses in the US and located in an exurb of a secondary (but functionality tertiary) major coastal city. So we’re looking at like an exurb of Houston for comparison . A house with the same number of bedrooms would cost less than 1/3 of this price there.

You could build a shit ton of garage on many acres of included land for the remaining third of the cost. Probably over twice as many spots.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/16/2018 at 09:13

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Yeah, but Navy guys are weird (seriously, there are a couple in my family and I’ve worked with quite a few) and quite disciplined. I couldn’t fathom doing this for any period of time.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > BigBlock440 07/16/2018 at 09:14

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And what kind of Opponaut only has one car?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/16/2018 at 09:15

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The broke ones.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/16/2018 at 09:16

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Is property super expensive in Australia? That property is a good hour outside the city according to Google maps, that would maybe be half the price, and probably closer to a third,  in most suburbs like that in the US.

OPPOsaurus WRX > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/16/2018 at 09:20

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No idea.  I'm assuming just like anywhere else it's all about location. 

BigBlock440 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/16/2018 at 09:30

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Where do you park the rest of the fleet?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/16/2018 at 09:30

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oops, meant to reply to the original post, not your comment

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 09:30

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Is property super expensive in Australia? That property is a good hour outside the city according to Google maps, that would maybe be half the price, and probably closer to a third, in most suburbs like that in the US.

pip bip - choose Corrour > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/16/2018 at 09:36

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property prices here are fucking insane!

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/16/2018 at 09:58

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Only if you can do me the same favour.

I just need these lottery numbers to come up. 

Svend > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/16/2018 at 10:15

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Like Australia, prices in the U.K. are way higher than the U.S..

There is a new housing development near my work. A five bedroom detached house on a new housing estate is £350,000 and that’s on a house that isn’t fully built yet which is usually 85-95% of what the house will by when it’s fully built and put up for sale.

And that’s in a small city, 50+ miles from the next nearest city in a county where the ‘cost of living’ is near the lowest in the country.